An Announcement From London Buses

This bus will terminate at Holborn. This is because there's a lot of traffic across London. Well no shit sherlock. What planet have you been living on for this to be news to you? And how am I supposed to get to work if you're not going to take me ...

Green

When TB doesn't want to finish eating something, he's taken to saying 'it's going green'. We've had no idea what he meant by this, other than that there was no way on earth he was going to eat the rest of whatever it was.Now, all has been revealed.He was ...

Is that seat free?

Every so often, in papers and train company promotional magazines, you see complaints of people who leave their bag on the seat next to them, thus preventing the less bold of us from taking a seat. Now I have seen it all. Next time you'd prefer there was ...

How much is too much?

A moment I've been dreading for almost four years has now arrived. It is less than two months until TB's fourth birthday.It's not the marking of time that I'm dreading, but more the celebration of it. The party.In the past we've managed to get away with family affairs. ...

Microbiologists

TB went down to the hospital to see the microbiologist, amongst others. His samples are still showing E.coli, but otherwise he's completely fine. The various doctors have said there's absolutely no reason why he shouldn't return to school, and have even argued this with environmental health. ...