Billy was stuck in a traffic jam on the M2 motorway into Belfast. Suddenly a man knocks on the window and Billy rolls down the window and asks what’s happening. The man says that the UDA have kidnapped the X Factor twins and are asking for £10 million or they are going to pour petrol over them and burn them. The man explains that they are going from car to car having a collection. Billy asks how much everyone is giving? The man says “about a gallon.”
*Of course if you’re not in the UK, you probably do’t have a clue what I’m going on about.
LOL!!!!!
LOVED that one!!! heheheheheh
I would donate the whole tank of petrol!! And the RAV4 has a BIG one!
Where can I get in touch with the UDA?????
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Very funny only I’d like the petrol to go over Simon Cowell.
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Glowstars Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 10:22
I’d settle for both of them, and perhaps Louis too!
Hahahaaha!!! Excellent, where do I send my petrol?
Rubbish removal company AnyJunk did try to kidnap Jedward last week : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_wfG1CT1rg